I want to take a class that you teach, but I don't know your section. Could you please tell me?
No. The chances are you are either lucky or unlucky to find the one that I give. Keep your fingers crossed and praise OASIS.

 Where can I find the powerpoint slides of your classes?
You cannot. I don't use powerpoint slides, nor I like them. I have a gut feeling that slides make students sleep in class. Believe me, you'll better learn when you take notes.

 What type of questions do you ask in your exams?
Essay type of questions. I also request necessary explanation and justification of your arguements.

 I want to be your student assistant, is it possible?
You have to discuss it with the Faculty administration. But, if you are not looking for an official position, and I find you of merit, we can always work on a project or a paper.

 I have noticed that there are no recent entries on "Markagiller". Did you abandon the project or will you continue to write on your blog?
I have not abandoned Markagiller, but I have a little one that consumes all my time. When Bilge gets older, you'll see more posts there.

 I have added you as a friend at Facebook, but got no replies. Did you ignore my request?
Possibly. I don't add my current students, but you'll have the chance when you pass my class.

 One of my friends told me that you write on Ek$i Sozluk. What is your nickname?
You have to find it for yourself, Neo.

 Can I get your mobile phone number?
No.

 How old are you?
Old enough.